Around
the Corner
(an upcoming show you need to see)
FREE
DRUGS AT ROOM 710!!!
Friday, January 30th
Sex Slaves, Excess Lettuce, Free Range Bastards
That's right. The Sex Slaves, NYCs dirtiest
secret (but not for long), are back to dish out all the testosterone
you can take. You'll be high as Hell in no time. Friday, January
30th, double-check your health insurance, then get your ass
over to Room 710 for some sexy, sleazy, fuck or fight rock-n-roll!
Prepare to get the shit kicked out of your waning faith, 'cause,
sure-as-shit, Sex Slaves are gonna reaffirm that "Sex,
Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll" still embody the holy trinity
in this religion we call rock. BUT THIS TIME THE GODS ARE
ANGRY. The Slaves have each served the dark Lord well, having
been in bands such as Manscouts of America, The Slags, and
Queen V. So leave your piety at the door and get it hard and
fast like it was meant to be. When it's all over, throw a
towel over the wet spot and light yourself a cigarette. But
don't bother to leave your number. They'll be gone in the
morning.
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