The
Bulemics – 08/12/11 @ Headhunters, Austin, TX
Despite the
fact that The Bulemics are more repulsive than a fart in a hot car,
this Austin based punk legacy has managed to keep the train on the
tracks for almost 15 years. With the sneer of the Dead Boys and
sass of The Dwarves, their shows are best known for bringing that
crucial rock n’ roll element of danger to the stage. I have
personally witnessed Bulemic newbies leaving prior shows after two
songs fearing for the well-being of their teeth. Armed with this
information beforehand, I made the wise choice, put in my mouth
piece and trotted my music-critic-wannabe ass down to Red River
and 8th Street to see if The Bulemics would derail.
Original singer,
Gerri Atric (yes, he’s still alive and looking like a teenage
girl with an eating disorder), still remains at the front and center
for the band, bringing his Gigi-meets-Tesco-Vee-style vocal barrage
to the operating table. Scott Sargeant (Skinlab/MOD) occupied stage
right shredding his Reverend Flying V through a Mesa Dual Rectifier
while Wes Texas (pro skater) housed his 100-watt Marshall JCM 800
and Gibson Les Paul over on stage left. While gear is not important
in this band (other than the fact that it must be resistant to beer,
vomit, and urine), I have referenced it for the five gear nerds
who are reading this review. Filth mongers Porno Schnauz (cab driver/pervert/bass)
and Breadstick Von Bulemic (drums/premium member at milfhunter.com)
round out the rhythm section and keep the ship on a course as tight
as __________________<insert vulgar joke>.
The
thrashing began with the song titled, “METHodical”,
off the upcoming release, which is yet to be named, and tentatively
set for a “whenever we feel like releasing it” date.
Next up, “Bloodsucking Freaks”, from the 13th Victim/The
Bulemics split 7” (Scarey Records, 2009). At this point,
I couldn’t see what was going on at the front of the stage.
Eyes were bugging out of people’s heads throughout the room.
Was Gerri getting a blowjob on stage (ala Emos in 2003) or performing
an abortion? I couldn’t bear to look…ok, that’s
a lie. Now that the band was warmed up a little, much to the pleasure
of the “early music fans/elitists”, they broke out “Horny
for Evil” off of the Old Enough To Know Better LP
(Junk Records 1998). Rounding out the first trimester of the set
was “Back In The Day”, also from the upcoming release.
Unlike your average Kiss concert, the fans seemed to welcome the
new material.
The
Next four tracks consisted of classic hits “Make Me Sick”
from Old Enough To Know Better (Junk Records, 1998), “Tonight
We Kill”, “If I Only Had a Heart” from Can’t
Keep it Down (Junk Records, 1998), and “Corruptor”
from the Soundtrack to the Apocalypse (Scarey Records,
2002). At this point in the set, Gerri began spewing diatribes regarding
random audience members. Like any good backing band, he would ultimately
be cut off mid-sentence as the band would launch into the next sound
without his prior approval. That’s right, Gerri! Shut the
fuck up and rock! Now get on with the set and carry this rock n’
roll baby full term!
The
third trimester of the set started with “Diary of A Whore”
from the Soundtrack to the Apocalypse (Scarey Records,
2002), “Unholy Roller” an unreleased Electric Hellfire
Club cover, “Snuff Queen” from Old Enough To Know
Better (Junk Records, 1998), and finishing up strong with “Revenge”.
Gerri made use of the entire room throughout the set and spent most
of his time in the crowd and sometimes on the bar kicking bottles
and swatting light fixtures. Not to mention the fact that he broke
one of the the club’s Shure SM-57 microphone in half. By set’s
end, Headhunters transformed from a slutty dive bar to a super-slutty
sauna. Mission accomplished. Overall, the band put on a stellar
performance fueled by a high energy crowd. Unlike many of their
punk rock’n roll peers formed in the mid-90’s, after
almost 15 years, this band still can still “give you a supersonic
beatdown”. Look for more upcoming shows from The Bulemics
in anticipation of the new record release. www.reverbnation.com/thebulemics
Of note was
the opening act -The Dirty Charlie Band. If outlaw honky-tonk is
in your deck of cards, these guys got a full house and a fat doobie
to boot. Check them out at a club near you www.reverbnation.com/thedirtycharleyband.
-Melvin
McMichaels
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